Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it’s resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don’t want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE’S MY NEXT SONG, “EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS”
I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we’d have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going “I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them”
and then all the comments would be like “ girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀”
i should have been born a flamboyant aesthete fag in the early 20th century so i could go to audacious parties and write mediocre poetry and die of alcohol poisoning at 32 without having contributed anything to society except serving cunt in a fur coat and semiregular emotional breakdowns
*listening to an extremely well known and popular song that pretty much everyone knows* wow this song is so special to me, personally. This is mine. They made this song for me. Itโs my song. Mine. My song. My very special me-song that they made just for me
[Image ID: two lines of the burning text gif that read, โI hate Taylor Swiftโ and โThis post is about Green Dayโ /. End ID]
i have never read homestuck ever before in my life now my search history is full of it hope this is accurate enough ๐๐thank you evanescencefan101 for this service to the daily yttd community
